Monty: It's not right! Fancy going out and leaving your faithful dog behind!
Rosie: Yeah. No one in their right mind would do that. It's a scandal. All we want to do is come along and protect our humans, keep them from getting bored, make sure they go down the right aisles, buy the right gravyish stuff.
Monty: Yeah. Not only that, but fancy leaving a dog behind in that kind of decor. It's enough to give you daymares.
Rosie: Decor? Decor? What kind of word is that for a self-respecting Border collie to use?
Monty, blushing under his fur: Well, uh. It's just, you know wot I mean. One's environment is very important.
Rosie, gives him the collie stare.
Monty slinks off.
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