Border collie ACEO - Up close and furry

Monty: Yayyyyyyy - it's ol' furry face.

Rosie: Yayyyyyyyyyy - furry face!

Monty: Who IS furry face?

Rosie: I dunno. Thought you knew him.

Monty: Er... Yayyyyyyyyy - it's ol furry face.

Rosie: Yayyyyyyy - furry face!

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Border collie ACEO - Not everything is black and white

Monty: Look, Rosie. A caramel and white Border collie.

Rosie: Lovely.

Monty: Coo - I thought you might get on your high horse about everything's that's anything being black and white.

Rosie: Don't be such a lunkhead, Monty! A Border collie's a Border collie - it could be purple and green - it'd still be a Border collie.

Monty: Yes, Rosie.

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ACEO - I don't believe it!

Monty: It's not right! Fancy going out and leaving your faithful dog behind!

Rosie: Yeah. No one in their right mind would do that. It's a scandal. All we want to do is come along and protect our humans, keep them from getting bored, make sure they go down the right aisles, buy the right gravyish stuff.

Monty: Yeah. Not only that, but fancy leaving a dog behind in that kind of decor. It's enough to give you daymares.

Rosie: Decor? Decor? What kind of word is that for a self-respecting Border collie to use?

Monty, blushing under his fur: Well, uh. It's just, you know wot I mean. One's environment is very important.

Rosie, gives him the collie stare.

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ACEO - It's NOT a dog basket???

Monty: Of course it's a dog basket.

Rosie: Of course it's a dog basket.

Monty: Who's saying it's not a dog basket?

Rosie: Some human, I expect.

Monty: ALL baskets are dog baskets.

Rosie: Yeah. Even those ones they so inconsiderately leave full of wet clothes.

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ACEO - His holiday hat

Monty: Nooooooooooo - we can't be thinking of Christmas already.

Rosie: Why not? You should have got a whole basket full of pressies for me by now.

Monty: Well, er, naturally I have a little stash for you. It's everyone else who's a problem.

Rosie: No problem - send them to http://www.cafepress.com/susanalisonart and it'll be easy peasy.

Monty: Blimey - that sounded like a commercial.

Rosie: That's because it is. Susan's spent ages setting this thing up and has no idea if it'll work or if she's done it right. At least check it out and leave a comment about it.

Monty: Yes, Rosie.

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ACEO - Remembering things in the fall

Monty: Remembering what? What things is he remembering?

Rosie: Uh. Um.

Monty: Remembering other leaves he's run through?

Rosie: Yeah. And other bones he's chewed and other gravy he's slurped all over the floor.

Monty: And other crisp days of autumn. Hey! She's put 'fall' - it should be autumn!

Rosie: It's one world you know. Fall. Autumn. Fall. Autumn. We know what we mean.

Monty: Yeah. That's right. We mean autumn.

Rosie: And fall.

Susan: Rosie's feeling particularly affable today. What's going on?

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ACEO - No peace for the pup...

Monty: Ahhhh, poor thing. Why can't he have any peace?

Rosie: Yeah, you'd have thought people would know by now.

Monty: Know what?

Rosie: About sleeping dogs, of course.

Monty: What about sleeping dogs?

Rosie: I shall bite you if you don't get your act together.

Monty: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Rosie: Sigh.

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ACEO - If I stare at it hard enough it'll start throwing itself for me...

Monty: Yeah, that works.

Rosie: Don't be dafter than usual. How can it throw itself around?

Monty: Just keep staring at it. It works.

Rosie: Ah, right. Arf. You need a human about the place for it to work, though.

Monty: Yeah. Doesn't work without a human about.

Rosie: They fall for it every time don't they. hehehe

Monty: Yeah. hehehe

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ACEO - World peace? In my opinion, more walks'd sort it

Monty: What do you reckon, Rosie? Think he's right? More walks'd do it?

Rosie: Bound to. Stands to reason. If everyone's walking around all the time they wouldn't have time for warring, would they?

Monty: No, you're right.

Rosie: Yeah. Walk, walk instead of war, war. Sounds like a quote dunnit?

Monty: Yeah. Walk, walk instead of war, war. It was woofed here first.

Rosie: Woof!

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ACEO - Mine!

Rosie: There - that just goes to show why you mustn't get too possessive about anything.

Monty - hiding his knotted rope: Why not?

Rosie: Because you end up looking like a bear.

Monty - looking in mirror: Eek!

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ACEO - Missing you

Monty: Aaaahhhhhhhhh. He's missing his mistress.

Rosie: He's missing his gravy, you mean, his bones, and hunt-the-rope games.

Monty: No, he's missing her, her hugs and her smell. You would.

Rosie: Humphf. Maybe. Oh, orlrite. Anyway, had you realised our mistress thinks the world is flat?

Monty: Um...

Rosie: Yes, she put this picture up on ebay to start at a particular time and because she doesn't realise the world is round it's not on there yet when she thought it would be. It won't be up there until tomorrow morning, I don't think, now.

Monty: Susan thinks the world is flat?

Rosie: She must do or she'd have got the time right.

Monty: Teeheeeee, arf arf arf.

Rosie: Hehehe, arf arf arf.

Susan - mystified: A strange and alien sense of agreement has fallen over the canine members of this household. Wonder what that's about.

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ACEO - Eek!

Monty: Eek!

Rosie: It's only a witch.

Monty: Yes, but it's a WITCH!

Rosie: It's only a witch.

Monty: Yes, but it's a WITCH witch!

Rosie: Eek! It's a witch!

Monty: Run for the hills!

Susan : We don't have so many witches around here. I expect we'll get used to it, though.

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ACEO - Hurry, hurry!

Monty: Why's he in such a hurry?

Rosie: He heard the gravy boat?

Monty: Nah, he's hurrying to meet his mistress.

Rosie: Nah, he heard the biscuit tin.

Monty: Nah, he's not in a hurry to get somewhere - he's in a hurry to get away from the Great Dog Tyrex of Legend.

Rosie: Snrunch!

Monty: Aroooooooooooooo - you'll be sorry. He approacheth.

Rosie: Approacheth??? I'm furrightened. Arf, arf.

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ACEO - Shy flower

Rosie: Yeah. That's like me. All shy.

Monty:

Rosie: Yeah. Just like me.

Monty:

Rosie: Monty? Monty?

Monty: Mmmphf...snort...snackle...mmmphf...

Rosie - hurt: You have no appreciation for the bold face I put on merely to carry on day to day.

Monty: Mmmphf...

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ACEO - Last of the Mohicanines

Rosie: The last one... Well, I'm not surprised - look at the state of him.
Monty: But young pups should be able to express themselves with their own fur if they want to. You have to be able to self-express to be able to grow. We all did it.
Rosie: Bark for yourself!
Monty: Teehee - maybe that's why you're stunted.
Rosie: Snrunch!
Monty: Yelp! Arooooooooooooo

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