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Thursday, 19 February 2015

Special Offer - half-price romantic comedy! All His Own Hair by Susan Alison

Half-price for a while!!!

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Monday, 2 February 2015

There was an old Corgi who lived in a shoe. She had a lot of puppies...

Welsh Corgi dog ACEO in eBay auction

There was an old Corgi...

who lived in a shoe.

She had a lot of puppies

- woohoo!

She taught them all to play

and revel in the light.

So they laughed all day

and slept all night.

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Sunday, 21 December 2014

The competition to design the cover for this year's Holymead Primary School Christmas concert...

...was won by Iris Cleghorn (Year Six) - and she is multi-talented into the bargain! Not only did she win the competition, but she also sang and played an instrument in the concert too!!!

And just look at this cover - it is so delightful!!!

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Tuesday, 4 November 2014

Pantster or Planner Extraordinaire??? A thought for NaNoWriMo

No way is the wrong way

For some pups it’s an enormous thrill

to set out on this wild ride

with no inkling how they’re gonna fill

even just one side…

…of paper, let alone a whole ream.

But somehow they take all the bits and cook

them up into a tumbling stream

of words that make up a whole book!

Others plan with mathematical precision,

with calculators and spreadsheets

and never need any revision

and reckon their method beats

any other.

Cos they’d ruther

swear by their own way,

than say

that this way, nor that way either

is the right way

nor that way neither.

Pantster or planner?
Excerpt from 'Woofs of Wisdom on Writing'

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Monday, 20 October 2014

The Fount of all Wisdom - Not!!! This was a poo-puzzler....

I'm obviously the fount of all wisdom cos of Jeff-Dog. Whenever I'm out with him I'm often approached by someone saying: "You've got a dog..."

Um - yeah.

"You've got a dog, so what I want to know is this...."

This approach immediately makes me feel like there's a police car behind me and I'm about to be accused of some heinous dog-crime. And I wait. And Jeff-Dog waits... And we can hear dogs howling in the distance as the world falls silent; the odd tumbleweed rolls down the street, our breath is running out and we're turning purple. I know Jeff-Dog is turning purple under all that fur just by the look on his face...

Yeah. So today. We're ambling along, when we're approached by a man who says: "You've got a dog, so what I want to know is this - why do you dog-people pick up your dog-poo, tie it up into little black bags - and then..." (Jeff-Dog and I, we're already holding our breath at this stage) "...and then why do you have to tie the bags into the trees?"

Eh???

I think probably, 'gormless' would be the most descriptive word to use for our expressions as our minds race away trying to work out the incomprehensible picture this question has given us....

Wot???