Jeff-Dog 2000 - 2015

He was always, always a Complete Joy.

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Jeff-Dog with some of his Christmas cards...

Jeff-Dog contemplating a few of the cards he received last Christmas. He inspected each one and appreciated them all muchly.

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Jeff-Dog and his 100% combed cotton towel...

Jeff-Dog liked going out in the rain - and he liked wearing his blue 100% combed cotton towel when he came back in... Any other colour would get chucked off and buried in his basket.

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The Awesomeness that was Jeff-Dog...

Quote of the Day: "You are mistaken, Susan. I did not get

on this bed. It got under me." 

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Jeff-Dog and the tail-consuming robot

Jeff-Dog and the robot

This pic illustrates what a truly Stupendously Awesome Dog he was - the robot vacuum 

cleaner had been going about its lawful business when it found a Jeff-Dog in the way so it 

tried its best to vacuum him up. Jeff-Dog carried on chewing his bone. I had to take a 

screwdriver to the robot and take it to pieces to get Jeff-Dog’s tail back. He never moved 

throughout the whole ordeal; just carried on chewing his bone. What a cool dude!!!

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This is an example of the you're-going-to-give-me-whatever-I-want Jeff-Dog stare. It always worked.

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The Fount of all Wisdom - Not!!! This was a poo-puzzler....

I'm obviously the fount of all wisdom cos of Jeff-Dog. Whenever I'm out with him I'm often approached by someone saying: "You've got a dog..."

Um - yeah.

"You've got a dog, so what I want to know is this...."

This approach immediately makes me feel like there's a police car behind me and I'm about to be accused of some heinous dog-crime. And I wait. And Jeff-Dog waits... And we can hear dogs howling in the distance as the world falls silent; the odd tumbleweed rolls down the street, our breath is running out and we're turning purple. I know Jeff-Dog is turning purple under all that fur just by the look on his face...

Yeah. So today. We're ambling along, when we're approached by a man who says: "You've got a dog, so what I want to know is this - why do you dog-people pick up your dog-poo, tie it up into little black bags - and then..." (Jeff-Dog and I, we're already holding our breath at this stage) "...and then why do you have to tie the bags into the trees?"

Eh???

I think probably, 'gormless' would be the most descriptive word to use for our expressions as our minds race away trying to work out the incomprehensible picture this question has given us....

Wot???

Poo in the trees... (poo in bags in the trees)...

This is Jeff-Dog going: "Wot????"

Jeff-Dog looking jaundiced for good reason...

This is Jeff-Dog looking all suspicious. He's looking like that - all jaundiced - because he knows what I'm like with a camera....

And - what do you know??? Here he is again looking like he's only got three legs.... (He was right to be suspicious.)

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