Border collie ACEO - Christmas tree puppy

Monty: Ahhhhhhhh...... A Christmas tree puppy.

Rosie: Ahhhhhhhh...... A Christmas tree puppy.

Monty: Rosie! You okay? You feeling all right?

Rosie: I'm fine. I'm just interested in what happens when he grows up...

Monty: ......... Um. Live for the moment, Rosie.

Rosie: Well? What will happen when he's a 50 pound dog?

Monty: Um. Bigger trees?

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Border collie ACEO - His posh, festive collar

Monty: Coo, that is posh.

Rosie: It IS posh - until he drips gravy down it. What then?

Monty: Um. When is the spirit of the season going to arrive with you, Rosie?

Rosie: You're right. I'm a mean mutt sometimes. But I want a posh collar like that, too.

Monty, looking all around: There's one on the front door...

Rosie: Monty! You mean, pinch the wreath off the front door? I'm surprised at you!

Monty, running off to the front door: Hehe.

Rosie, following him: Arf arf.

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Border collie ACEO - Drifting silence

Monty: Ooh, the aloneness of silence.

Rosie: Yeah. It's great for a break but I quite like having you around breaking up my silence for me.

Monty: .................

Rosie: Monty? Monty? Don't go silent on me now.

Monty, choking: .............

Rosie: Honestly. Anyone would think I never said anything nice to you, Monty.

Monty: Um.........

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Border collie ACEO - The little mermutt

Rosie: Cripes - that looks cold.

Monty: And wet.

Rosie: Does she eat fish, do you think? I mean, not many bones and gravy down there are there?

Monty: Good point - what does a mermutt eat? Um - catfish? Marrowfish? Sea sausages?

Rosie: Sea sausages? Whaddya mean, sea sausages? You're making this all up, Lunkhead! No self-respecting mermutt is going to eat sea sausages, not unless they're fried. You ever tried frying something underwater?

Monty:

Rosie: No. Thought not. Hmph. If you can't say anything sensible, don't say anything at all.

Monty: Yes, Rosie.

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Border collie ACEO - Not everything is black and white

Monty: Look, Rosie. A caramel and white Border collie.

Rosie: Lovely.

Monty: Coo - I thought you might get on your high horse about everything's that's anything being black and white.

Rosie: Don't be such a lunkhead, Monty! A Border collie's a Border collie - it could be purple and green - it'd still be a Border collie.

Monty: Yes, Rosie.

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Border collie ACEO - If I can't see you, you can't see me pinch this mince pie

Monty: Hmm - good theory - does it work? Right, Rosie. I'll just hide my face in my paws. There - I can't see you. Can you see me?

Rosie: No. I can't see you. Where are you? Monty? MONTY!

Monty: I've always meant to check out that theory.

Rosie: Now you know it works you can go and nick me some of that roast lamb. And gravy. Oh, and some of the roasties too.

Monty: Yes, Rosie.

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Border collie ACEO - Old seadog

Monty: There he is - yearning for his old life on the open wave, the salty breeze, the swell of water under his bow, the seagull chorus, the sharp mornings...

Rosie: Hang on a minute - when he lived on the open wave - where did he pee?

Monty: ...............

Rosie: Well - where did he pee?

Monty: Words fail me, Rosie. Where's the romance, where's the atmosphere in such a thought?

Rosie: Romance?

Monty: Yes - romance.

Rosie: ..............

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ACEO - Wheeee

Monty: Wheeee - snowflakes on my tongue - I can taste them now. But it's not snowing. Oh, no. No snow. Oh, snow, snow. Why don't you snow?

Rosie: Oh, grow up, Monty. Fancy risking a slipped disc to catch snowflakes on your tongue.

Monty doing a snow-dance and chanting: Snow, snow, without you is woe, come on, snow.

Rosie: And then, you don't know what pollution there is all wrapped up in that little flake, just waiting to rot your kidneys and bring you out in boils.

Monty: Snowwwwwwwwwwwww...... It's snowing, Rosie!!!

Rosie: Ooh!....... Wait for me!!!

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ACEO - A part of the magic

Monty: Ahhh, he's a part of the magic...

Rosie: Whaddyamean? He IS the magic!

Monty: Hmmm, well, I thought Susan meant the magic of Christmas and the dog was all part of it, being a family member and all that.

Rosie: No, she meant that without the dog there would be NO magic.

Monty: Yes, Rosie.

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ACEO - Sleeepeee... You are feeeling sleeepeee... You want to give me your steak and kidney pie...

Rosie: Huh. As if he's going to hypnotise anyone like that.

Monty: Yeah, does seem a little unlikely, but it's worth a try for steak and kidney pie. Like that one you've got, Rosie. Where did you get it? Why haven't I got one?

Rosie: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Monty: Rosie? Rosie?

Rosie: I want to give you my steak and kidney pie……… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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