ACEO - Good morning, morning

Monty: Ahhhhh...

Rosie: Oy! Lunkhead! You said you'd find out who this scruffy Border collie is who keeps his back to us.

Monty, shifty: Uh. I did. I asked Susan.

Rosie: Well? Who is it?

Monty: It's, uh, well, it's...

Rosie: Get on with it!

Monty: It's not one dog in particular. It's all of us when we stop to contemplate the wonders around us.

PAWS

Monty, nervously: I'm only saying what Susan said.

PAWS

Monty: Rosie? Rosie?

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Lets try this NOT an ACEO again....

Monty: Ack. It didn't work. She's got to do it again. She's going nuts now. Howling, even.

Rosie: Yeah, it's getting out of hand. The hills?

Monty: Yeah... Run for the hills!!!

Not an ACEO, but need a logo picture somewhere on www...

Monty: We don't mind her putting it in here, though, do we Rosie?

Rosie: Nah. It's cos she can't get the other thing to work, and it has to be picked up off the www. This is where she gets even more bald. Arf.

The sound of two chortling Border collies ripples through the air...

ACEO - You have GOT to be joking!!!

Monty: I don't get it.

Rosie: You're such a lunkhead - his mistress wants him to put Christmas bootees on. Can you imagine it?

Monty, scared: Do you think Susan will want us to put bootees on?

Rosie: Nah. She wouldn't. Nah. No way. She's not like that. Nah. She wouldn't. Would she?????

PAWS

Monty: Run for the hills........... aroooooooooo............

Rosie: Wait for me!

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ACEO - I don't believe it!

Monty: It's not right! Fancy going out and leaving your faithful dog behind!

Rosie: Yeah. No one in their right mind would do that. It's a scandal. All we want to do is come along and protect our humans, keep them from getting bored, make sure they go down the right aisles, buy the right gravyish stuff.

Monty: Yeah. Not only that, but fancy leaving a dog behind in that kind of decor. It's enough to give you daymares.

Rosie: Decor? Decor? What kind of word is that for a self-respecting Border collie to use?

Monty, blushing under his fur: Well, uh. It's just, you know wot I mean. One's environment is very important.

Rosie, gives him the collie stare.

Monty slinks off.

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ACEO - Bedspread

Monty: Ahh, how lovely - to lie in a sea of flowers like that, part of the landscape, at one with nature.

Rosie: Have you ever lain in a bed of nasturtiums?

Monty: Uh, well nooooooo....

Rosie: Belt it, then. They really smell 'orrible up that close.

Monty: Oh. Well, maybe it's a bit weird.

Rosie: Susan got a bit weird with this one. We'll have to watch her.

Monty, looking over shoulder: Yeah.

Rosie, looking over shoulder: Yeah.

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ACEO - Meditation

Monty: Ahhh, meditation. That's nice.

Rosie: But, what's he meditating on?

Monty: Well, he's probably thinking about... um... poppies? Fields? Nice days? His youth. Stuff like that. Yeah, that'll be it.

Rosie: Nah - it'll be bones, gravy and hunt the rope games, more like.

Monty: It's all appreciation though, isn't it?

Rosie: Appreciation? What's wrong with just bones, gravy and hunt the rope games?

Monty: Um. Yeah.

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ACEO - His holiday scarf

Monty: Aroo, I wish I had a scarf like that!

Rosie: It doesn't match the holiday hat, though.

Monty: Different collie. Anyway, I think it's time we got our gear ready.

Rosie: Ready for what?

Monty: The holidays! Carol howling. Hunt the rope. Chasing yule logs. Chewing chestnuts. Hunt the rope. Hanging in stockings. Hunt the rope. Slurping mulled wine...

Rosie: Bah, humbug!

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ACEO - Evening flight

Monty: Do you think he wants to fly?

Rosie: Nah. Border collies have more sense.

Monty: They do?

Rosie: Border collies can fly on the ground perfectly well without the need to leave it.

Monty: Yes, Rosie.

Rosie: What I want to know is - who is he? Why's he got his back to us?

Monty: Um. I'll find out...

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ACEO - It's NOT a dog basket???

Monty: Of course it's a dog basket.

Rosie: Of course it's a dog basket.

Monty: Who's saying it's not a dog basket?

Rosie: Some human, I expect.

Monty: ALL baskets are dog baskets.

Rosie: Yeah. Even those ones they so inconsiderately leave full of wet clothes.

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