ACEO - Airing cupboard hideout - for a Border collie

Monty: That looks cosy. Airing cupboard... Hmm... What a good idea...

Rosie: Good idea for what? You don't need a hiding place, Monty. Lunkhead.

Monty: Of course not, Rosie. What would I want a hiding place for?

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ACEO - Her holiday coat

Monty: What a pretty little thing she is with her holiday coat on.

Rosie: Humphf.

Monty: Of course, your coat, all black and white and shiny is much prettier.

Rosie: Humphf.

Monty: And, anyway, YOU don't need a coat to make you look pretty. Another coat I mean. Obviously you need your own coat...

Rosie: Humphf.

Susan: Quit now, Monty, before all of your paws fit in your mouth.

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ACEO - Mist before the sun

Monty: Ahh, the wonder of it all.

Rosie: The wonder of what?

Monty: You know - the early morning spookiness, alone in the world, the amazement of the day to come, not knowing if you're alone on the planet until the rest of the world wakes up...

Rosie: It's misty, dark and damp, Monty. Wake up.

Monty: *sigh* Yes, Rosie.

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ACEO - Chatting with the Mutt in the Moon

Monty: Who's he chatting to?

Rosie: The Mutt in the Moon, of course.

Monty: Uh...

Rosie, pointing a claw and rolling about woofing hysterically: You thought it was a Man in the Moon didn't you. You're such a lunkhead!

Monty: Well, I...

Rosie: You did, you did!

Monty: Well, uh, yeah, I did.

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ACEO - Peace on earth and good will to all chocolate-thieving mice

Monty: Oh, look - they're trying to get the chocolate Santa and he's pretending to be asleep. Aaahhhhhh

Rosie: Humphf!

Monty: What? Rosie!!! You wouldn't snaffle the mice!!! Not at Christmas, anyway...???

Rosie: Of course I wouldn't! What do you think I am?

Monty: Well, um...

Rosie: I'd snaffle the chocolate before they got it. Of course.

Monty: Of course. Arf, arf.

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ACEO - nor's this a Border collie - it's another cat - a tiger!

Monty: Ooh, look, Rosie. It's another cat. It's your turn to see it off.

Rosie: I like this cat, though.

Monty: You do? Why's that then.

Rosie: Well, because... Well, because... It's fluffy?

Monty: No, Rosie. It's because there's not many of them left, which is a sin. We should be ashamed.

Rosie, whispering: Yes, Monty. We are.

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ACEO - Aaaargh, it's not a Border collie - it's a CAT!!!

Rosie: Aaarghharoooooo - it's a cat!

Monty: I like cats.

Rosie: I'll have to disown you if you keep on talking kibblerish.

Monty: I do like cats. They're fluffy.

Rosie: Good gravy! Fluffy, he says. Their claws aren't fluffy. We'll have to see it off. You do it.

Monty: Yes, Rosie. Shoo, cat, shoo. It won't go, Rosie. It'll have to stay.

Rosie: *sigh* I suppose Susan wants it here. Let it stay then.

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ACEO - It's hard work writing to Santa

Monty: Ahhhh - he's fallen asleep writing his letter to Santa...

Rosie: Oh, come on. Santa? Who believes in all that these days?

Monty: Oh. Um. Maybe just some young pups... Not us, of course.

Rosie: Humphf. Humbug. It's all humbug.

Monty: Rosie? Rosie, what's that sticking out of your duvet cover?

Rosie, looking fearfully over shoulder: Ooh! Er.. Nothing. It's nothing.

Monty: Arf, arf. Never mind. I'll post it to Santa along with mine...

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ACEO - Shy

Monty: Ahhhh - he's all shy.

Rosie: Yeah, just like me.

Monty: *snort!!!*

Rosie: It's true. I'm shy.

Monty: *choking*

Rosie: I just do my collieish best to hide it, that's all.

Monty, in strangled whisper: Yes, Rosie.

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ACEO - When I grow up I'm going to be a Christmas tree

Monty: Ahhhhhh..........

Rosie: Fooff!

Monty: Fooff???

Rosie: What's wrong with being a Border collie when he grows up?

Monty: Yes, Rosie. Of course, Rosie.

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