ACEO - His holiday scarf

Monty: Aroo, I wish I had a scarf like that!

Rosie: It doesn't match the holiday hat, though.

Monty: Different collie. Anyway, I think it's time we got our gear ready.

Rosie: Ready for what?

Monty: The holidays! Carol howling. Hunt the rope. Chasing yule logs. Chewing chestnuts. Hunt the rope. Hanging in stockings. Hunt the rope. Slurping mulled wine...

Rosie: Bah, humbug!

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ACEO - Evening flight

Monty: Do you think he wants to fly?

Rosie: Nah. Border collies have more sense.

Monty: They do?

Rosie: Border collies can fly on the ground perfectly well without the need to leave it.

Monty: Yes, Rosie.

Rosie: What I want to know is - who is he? Why's he got his back to us?

Monty: Um. I'll find out...

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ACEO - It's NOT a dog basket???

Monty: Of course it's a dog basket.

Rosie: Of course it's a dog basket.

Monty: Who's saying it's not a dog basket?

Rosie: Some human, I expect.

Monty: ALL baskets are dog baskets.

Rosie: Yeah. Even those ones they so inconsiderately leave full of wet clothes.

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ACEO - His holiday hat

Monty: Nooooooooooo - we can't be thinking of Christmas already.

Rosie: Why not? You should have got a whole basket full of pressies for me by now.

Monty: Well, er, naturally I have a little stash for you. It's everyone else who's a problem.

Rosie: No problem - send them to http://www.cafepress.com/susanalisonart and it'll be easy peasy.

Monty: Blimey - that sounded like a commercial.

Rosie: That's because it is. Susan's spent ages setting this thing up and has no idea if it'll work or if she's done it right. At least check it out and leave a comment about it.

Monty: Yes, Rosie.

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ACEO - Remembering things in the fall

Monty: Remembering what? What things is he remembering?

Rosie: Uh. Um.

Monty: Remembering other leaves he's run through?

Rosie: Yeah. And other bones he's chewed and other gravy he's slurped all over the floor.

Monty: And other crisp days of autumn. Hey! She's put 'fall' - it should be autumn!

Rosie: It's one world you know. Fall. Autumn. Fall. Autumn. We know what we mean.

Monty: Yeah. That's right. We mean autumn.

Rosie: And fall.

Susan: Rosie's feeling particularly affable today. What's going on?

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ACEO - No peace for the pup...

Monty: Ahhhh, poor thing. Why can't he have any peace?

Rosie: Yeah, you'd have thought people would know by now.

Monty: Know what?

Rosie: About sleeping dogs, of course.

Monty: What about sleeping dogs?

Rosie: I shall bite you if you don't get your act together.

Monty: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Rosie: Sigh.

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ACEO - If I stare at it hard enough it'll start throwing itself for me...

Monty: Yeah, that works.

Rosie: Don't be dafter than usual. How can it throw itself around?

Monty: Just keep staring at it. It works.

Rosie: Ah, right. Arf. You need a human about the place for it to work, though.

Monty: Yeah. Doesn't work without a human about.

Rosie: They fall for it every time don't they. hehehe

Monty: Yeah. hehehe

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ACEO - World peace? In my opinion, more walks'd sort it

Monty: What do you reckon, Rosie? Think he's right? More walks'd do it?

Rosie: Bound to. Stands to reason. If everyone's walking around all the time they wouldn't have time for warring, would they?

Monty: No, you're right.

Rosie: Yeah. Walk, walk instead of war, war. Sounds like a quote dunnit?

Monty: Yeah. Walk, walk instead of war, war. It was woofed here first.

Rosie: Woof!

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ACEO - Mine!

Rosie: There - that just goes to show why you mustn't get too possessive about anything.

Monty - hiding his knotted rope: Why not?

Rosie: Because you end up looking like a bear.

Monty - looking in mirror: Eek!

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ACEO - Missing you

Monty: Aaaahhhhhhhhh. He's missing his mistress.

Rosie: He's missing his gravy, you mean, his bones, and hunt-the-rope games.

Monty: No, he's missing her, her hugs and her smell. You would.

Rosie: Humphf. Maybe. Oh, orlrite. Anyway, had you realised our mistress thinks the world is flat?

Monty: Um...

Rosie: Yes, she put this picture up on ebay to start at a particular time and because she doesn't realise the world is round it's not on there yet when she thought it would be. It won't be up there until tomorrow morning, I don't think, now.

Monty: Susan thinks the world is flat?

Rosie: She must do or she'd have got the time right.

Monty: Teeheeeee, arf arf arf.

Rosie: Hehehe, arf arf arf.

Susan - mystified: A strange and alien sense of agreement has fallen over the canine members of this household. Wonder what that's about.

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